Wednesday, May 28, 2014

TRADE IDEAS FOR WEDNESDAY, MAY 28, 2014

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LONG DPZ



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TRADE IDEAS FOR TUESDAY, MAY 27, 2014
LONG WMGI



LONG ACT



SHORT BMY



SHORT VAR




STOCK TRADING IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TO YOUR FINANCIAL HEALTH AND IF YOU TAKE ANY OF THESE TRADE IDEAS, OR EVEN WORSE HAVE NO TRADING PLAN OR NO STOPS IN PLACE, YOU WILL UNDOUBTEDLY LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY. I MAY ALSO HAVE A POSITION IN THE SECURITIES MENTIONED AND I MAY BE PUMPING THEM HOPING TO FIND A SUCKER TO TAKE IT OFF MY HANDS AT HIGHER (OR LOWER) PRICES.
CAUTION IS ADVISED.

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HOW TO
SAVE THE AIRLINES
 
Dump the
male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place....
 
Replace all the
female flight attendants with good-looking
strippers! What the hell -- they don't even
serve food anymore, so what's the
loss?
 
The strippers would at least triple
the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
 
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'
 
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
 
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
 
Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this? 
Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
 
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

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