Saturday, February 23, 2013

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it  is:

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take is 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time--pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive and breakfast. 

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in  bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.  

Not really, Papa, it was really boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, lesbian, piece of crap, horse's ass, socialist left wing democrat, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"

This just proves that grandmas do not see as well as grandpas.


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